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Sunday, October 27, 2013

Suspect Claims Aliens Dropped Him At Burgled House

Charged with burgling a house in Des Moines, Iowa, in 2000, Brian Waddington came up with an ingenious alibi;


Aliens?

He said that the aliens must have picked him up 170 miles away in Davenport and dropped him off at the stranger's house. Although the case against Waddington appeared strong, detectives were taking no chances. One said: "I can assure you that if we do find any aliens, we'll drop the charges."


Elderly Suspect Gives Officer A Nasty Suck

Trying to resist arrest after allegedly stealing a shirt from a shop in Braunschweig, Germany, in 2006, a 70 year old shoplifting suspect went to bite a police officer's arm.


Look! No teeth!

 When he bit the officer, he realized that he had left his false teeth at home. Instead, he was only able to leave a wet mark from his gums on the officer's arm. Nasty!

Texan Prisoners Pretty In Pink

In a bid to deter repeat offenders, a Texan prison was painted pink and inmates were forced to wear pink jumpsuits and pink slippers.



The pink cells

Pretty in pink


Sheriff Clint Low reported that re-offending was down by 70 percent at Mason County Jail since he introduced the color change. This is reportedly because no prisoner wants to be seen in pink.



Underpants Proof Of Mistaken Identity

After Leonard Hodge, of Madison, Wisconsin, was arrested in 1996 for failing to carry a driving license, police officers also found cocaine in his underwear during a routine search.



Cocaine stuffed in underwear 

Knowing that the offense of carrying or having cocaine in his possession would be heavy, in his defense, Hodge claimed that the underpants he was wearing was not his.

Breathing Corpse Alerts Police

A burglar who broke into a funeral home in the Spanish town of Burjassot tried to fool police by playing dead.



Burglar broke into funeral home

The only thing that gave away his tactics were two vital elements. First, he was wearing scruffy clothes instead of the proper or traditional funeral or deceased clothing and secondly, he was breathing heavily.

Wife Suicide Attempt Killed Husband

After discovering that her husband had been unfaithful, Czech housewife Vera Czermak decided to end her life by throwing herself from her third floor balcony in Prague.



Jumped from the third floor


When she jumped from the third floor balcony, by great chance she landed on her husband who was walking directly below. The blow instantly killed him while the suicidal wife escaped unhurt.

Man Drops Dead in Own Grave

63 year-old Giovanni Greco was so keen to ensure that his future resting place would be a perfect fit that he often came and visited the builders constructing the tomb according to his exact specifications.


Grave under construction

One day in 2002, he was making his customary visit to the construction site at Lascari, Sicily, when he climbed a ladder to get a better view of the work in progress. Alas, he slipped, fell, and hit his head on a marble step and dropped dead into his own grave.


Thief Killed By Hot Dog

Robert Puelo entered a 7-Eleven store in St. Louis, Missouri, in 1994 and started shouting and cursing. 


Hot Dog the thief killer


When an employer threatened to call the police, Puelo grabbed a hot dog, and stuffed it defiantly down his throat and walked out without paying. The police who came afterwards, found him outside the store unconscious, and turning purple. He choked to death before he could be saved.

Olympic Luger Breaks Tooth On Medal

David Moeller, Germany's silver medalist in the luge at the 2010 Winter Olympics, had to make an unscheduled trip to the dentist after breaking his front tooth while taking a celebratory bite into the medal.



David Moeller with his medal

He said: "The photographers wanted us to bite into our medals at the presentation ceremony, and a corner of my tooth broke off."

Footballer Sacked For Playing with Himself

Pascal Nouma with his celebration

A Turkish soccer club sacked its French star Pascal Nouma after he put his hands down his shorts to celebrate scoring a goal. He said the gesture was a "private sign of joy". 

Player Sent Off For Flirting With Referee

An East German Junior soccer player was sent off for flirting with the referee.



Red carded for flirting, *Not actual ref

The official, 20 year-old Marita Rall, ordered him off when he tried to arrange a date with her while the match was in progress.

Callers Get Sex Line Instead Of Golf Line

Callers of a freephone number advertising a US golf tournament in 2001 were surprised to hear a sultry female voice.



Phone sex company received golf calls

The female voices in the "golf line" was telling them that they had "come to the right place for nasty talk with big-busted girls". A one digit error published in 100,000 brochures for the Tournament of Roses in Pasadena, California, led callers to a sex line instead of the golf line.

Angry Wife Smashes Up Wrong Car

Angry wife destroys wrong car

Furious after a row with her husband, a German woman decided to smash up his Ford Fiesta, but after doing $1,300 worth of damage, she realized that she had attacked he neighbor's Opel Corsa by mistake instead of her husband's nicely parked Ford Fiesta.

Accountant Bit Off Ex-Lover's Ear

When a female accountant bumped into her former boyfriend a few weeks after he had dumped her, a bitter argument broke out which ended with her bitting off part of his ear and spitting it onto the floor.


Influenced by Mike Tyson?

Louise Croxson lunged forward and sand her teeth into Andrew Robbins after a London pub night out with friends in 2007 descended into a drunken row. Ignoring his screams of agony, Croxson kept her jaw locked onto his earlobe until it was completely severed. She then spat the mangled piece of flesh onto the floor of the pub. The lobe was saved because one of the bar staff picked it up and put it in an ice bucket so that surgeons could reattach it.

Pregnant Woman Sends Ex 10,783 Texts

10,783 nasty messages, thats dedication!

Convinced that she was pregnant by her ex-boyfriend, Timothy Mortimore, 23 year-old Lee Amor of Brixham, Devon, bombarded him with 10,783 abusive texts and phone messages in just 65 days, which is an average of around one message in every eight minutes. It turned out that the father was someone else anyway.

Husband Surprise To Meet Wife In Brothel

A Polish man received the shock of his life in 2008 when he visited a brothel and found his wife working there.



A brothel

She had told him that she was working at the store; his excuse for being present was not reported. The couple, who had been married for 14 years, announced that they are divorcing.

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Wife Shot Dead Because Of Eggs

Walter Jeungens, a 19 year-old from Germany, was exasperated at being served up eggs at every meal by his young wife, Elfreide. 



Fried Egg


He got so fed up with in that he left home but when he decided to return in 1990, Elfreide made the fatal mistake of frying him some eggs as a "welcome back" meal. He promptly shot her dead, telling investigators: "I used to like eggs."

Heartless Husband Eyes Up New Wife

An unimaginable act of love by a Saudi Arabia wife for her husband turned to be a costly one. The loving wife donated an eye to restore her husband's sight.



*Not the actual husband


After the surgery, the husband who can now see, finds another wife because he couldn't stand having a one-eyed wife.

Husband's TARZAN Act Puts Him In Hospital

A 66 year-old Romanian man ended up in hospital in 2005 after he tried swinging from tree to tree to escape his wife and go drinking.



Tarzan husband

Stefan Trisca had been locked in the bedroom of his Bacau home by his wife who was sick of him going drinking with his friends, but his Tarzan-style escape backfired an arm, an ankle, and a leg. He moaned: "Unfortunately it was more difficult than it looked in the Tarzan movies, and I suppose I forgot to make into account that Tarzan was a lot younger."

Jealous Wife Sinks Teeth Into Husband's Penis

Jelous wife tried to bite off husband's wee wee


A woman from Osorno, Chile, was arrested in 2007 after she tried to bite off he husband's penis in jealous rage. A police spokesman commented: "She said this was the only way to teach her husband a lesson and that it was a proof of love. She is sure he will understand and forgive her."

Friday, October 25, 2013

Bride Said "Yes" After 8,500 Proposals

Following 8,500 proposals and 24 years of candlelit meals, Britain's Beverley Redman finally agreed to marry her partner Keith in 2000.


Proposals: He did it 8,500 times

Keith had to persuade her with romantic notes, dinners, and trips to Ibiza but she had repeatedly turned him down. "I was frightened of committing myself," she said. Keith's persistence finally paid off.

Man With Tail Struggles To Find Wife

An Indian man with a 13 inch tail announced in 2006 that although he had become an object of worship, he was struggling to find a wife.




Chandre Oram, the man with a tail

Chandre Oram, from East Bengal is regarded by locals as an incarnation of Hindu monkey god Hanuman but the tail, which he refused to have surgically removed, proved a turn-off for the ladies. He lamented: "Almost 20 women have turned down marriage proposals. The see me and agree but as soon as I turn around, they see my tail and leave.

Robber Finishes Raid With $5 Loss

A man walked into a store in Louisiana, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for a change. He was aiming to get more from the cash register.


Robbery in a store

When the store clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled out a gun and snatched the contents of the drawer, $15. He then ran out, leaving his $20 bill on the counter, and thus finished the raid $5 less then before.

Young Lovers Plunge From Roof During Sex

Brent Tyler and Chelsea Tumbleston, both 21, were killed in 2007 after they feel 50 feet from the sloping roof of an office in Columbia, South Carolina, while having sex.



Romantic love turned fatal


The naked bodies of the pair, who had recently graduated from South Carolina University, were found in the street by a stunned taxi driver. He duly informed the police who were mystified as to what had happened until they found the couple's clothes in a pile on the roof.

Robber Dies Staring Down Gun's Barrel

It doesn't shoot? Look down the barrel and pull the trigger, dumb!

Would be robber James Elliott from Long Beach, California, was mystified when his .38 calibre revolver failed to fire. So he peered down the barrel and pulled the trigger again. This time it worked... Fatally killing him instantly.

Corpse Was Still Part Of Family

A 77 year-old woman was treated by her son as an active member of the family even though she had been dead for four months.



Corpse an "Active" member

When police officers found her in 1997, the corpse was propped up on the sofa at her home in Bakersfield, California. The son explained that he thought that his mother was "demonically possessed", and that she would wake up in any minute.

Women Claim To Have Been Raped By Ghost

When two women went to a police station in 2008, nobody had ever guess about the report they wanted to make.



Two blonds went to a police station...


The two women that went into a police station in Federal Way, Washington State, in 2008 was there to report that a ghost had been having sex with them against their will for the past two years.

Doctor Discover Why Country Couple Couldn't Conceive

A Romanian country couple went to see a gynecologist in Zalau in 2001 to discover why, despite having regular sex, the woman had yet to become pregnant.



Wrong technique to get wife pregnant


When they began to explain how they were having sex, the gynecologist immediately realized the problem, and sent them away with a pile of sex educational leaflets. All these while they were having an*l sex.

Armpit Sniffer Sent To Jail

A Singaporean man with an armpit-sniffing fetish was sentenced to 14 years in jail and 18 strokes of cane in 2008.



There are people who sniff armpits for living, he should apply

Mohammed Ismail Ariffin, 36, was convicted of sniffing the armpits of 23 females, ranging in age from a nine year-old girl, to 53 year-old cleaner. The heard that he stalked his victims, following them into the lifts, staircase landings or their homes.

One Night Stand Ends In Disaster

After meeting a stranger in a nightclub, a Berkshire woman enjoyed a night of wild passion at his luxurious and expensive home on a new development area.



Nice, expensive home

But when she woke up on the king-sized bed the following morning, she had found that her partner gone and shockingly three people staring at her. Two of them were potential customers and the other a real-estate agent.

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Woman Sells Car After Discovering Spider

Shortly after buying a second hand sports car, 27 year-old Michelle Holloway, from Yeovil, Somerset, felt compelled to sell it for a $250 loss because she had spotted a tiny spider on the driver's seat.



Spider in the car

Despite now having to rely on lifts to get to work at a local hospital, Miss Holloway insisted she had no regrets about selling her car. "I couldn't keep it after that," she said. "If the spider had come out while I was driving, I would have crashed.


Man Glued To Toilet

In 2003, a customer who was literally stuck on the toilet at a home depot store in Louisville, Kentucky, after a prankster had smeared glue on the seat.



This experience will truly stick with the guy forever

Bob Dougherry's repeated cries for help went unanswered because the staff apparently thought it was a hoax. "They left me there, going through all the stress," he said. "They just let me rot." Paramedics eventually unbolted the entire commode and carried him out, still attached to the seat.

Biker's Penis Hit By Lightning

Motorcyclist Ante Djindjic from Zagreb, Croatia, was knocked unconscious in 2007 when lightning struck his penis while he was taking a roadside toilet break.



Lightning strike struck man's penis

His life was saved by the rubber boots he was wearing, which forced the lightning to seek an alternative exit from his body. Having been assured by doctors that his penis would eventually function normally, he said: "I just hope it is true that lightning doesn't strike twice."

Man Sells His Life on eBay

A man from Perth, Australia, sold his life on the internet auction site eBay for $380,000 in 2008.



Ian Usher sold his life on eBay

44 year-old Ian Usher was so devastated after the breakdown of his marriage that he put all the trappings of his life up for sale - his three bedroom house, car, motorcycle, jet ski, a two week trial in his job as sales assistant in a rug store, details of his favorite bars and restaurants, and even introduction to his friends. He had been hoping to raise at least $100,000 more but conceded sadly: "I have received what people think my life is worth and that's that."

Father Poses As Son To Take Exam

A 54 year-old Japanese man was caught impersonating his 20 year-old son in an exam.



Man sitting in an exam as son

The father, who ran a medical distribution company, sad a 2009 test for a license to handle over-the counter drugs so that his son could work with him. He even took off his glasses and had his hair permed to make himself look younger.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Man Trades Paperclip for House

In the space of a year, a Canadian man managed to turn a red paperclip into a house, just by trading on the internet. In July 2005, 26 year-old Kyle MacDonald from Montreal posted the red paperclip on the barter section of an advertising website and was quickly offered a fish-shaped pen in exchange.

The red paperclip

He then traded the pen for a ceramic doorknob, which he then swapped for a camping stove. Next came an electric generator, which he exchanged for a neon Budweiser beer sign. That was traded for a snowmobile, which in turn led to a ski vacation, a truck, and a recording contract. An aspiring singer snapped up the record deal, offering in exchange a year's rent in an apartment in Phoenix, Arizona, but the resourceful MacDonald managed to swap that for a Kiss snow globe, but Kyle knew that Hollywood director Corbin Bernsen was an avid collector of snow globes and sure enough he was able to trade the snow globe for a role in Bernsen's next movie.




The Paperclip House


 Finally in July 2006, the town of Kipling, Saskatchewan, offered to exchange a three-bedroom house in the town for the movie role. It had taken Kyle just 14 trades to move from a red paperclip to a stationary house. Amazing.



Police Solved UFO Mystery

In 2008, a caller from South Wales rang the emergency services in a state of high anxiety. He said: "I need to inform you that across the mountain there's a bright stationary object in the air."



UFO?

He added: "It has been there at least half an hour and it's still there. If you've got a couple of minutes perhaps you could find out what it is?" The operator duly notified the local police who sent an officer to investigate. A few minutes later, the operator relayed the findings to the caller. "The bright object in the sky, we have ascertained what it is. It's the moon, sir."

Man Falls Down Cliff Twice

While out for a country walk near Barnard Castle, County Durham, in 2009, 66 year-old man, George Stastny tripped and fell on a narrow footpath down a cliff.



Falling off cliff

Stastny, fell down the 20 foot cliff, breaking his nose, and injuring his back. His wife Mary managed to drag him semi-conscious back to the top of the cliff before running to find help. No sooner while running, she turned to her husband and saw him stood up, fainted, and fell back down the same cliff.

Stripper Attacked After Turning Up to Wrong Venue

When a hen party at a hotel suite invited a male stripper, Carlo Pampini in Naples, Italy in 1997, the stripper was guilty for not checking the rooms properly.



Stripper dude costly mistake

When he reached reached the hotel, and entered the "room", he stripped off and wedged a large sausage firmly between his buttocks, but when he invited the woman to remove it, he was whacked with a chair. When a dazed Pampini regained his senses, he realized that he had mixed up the room numbers and had in fact been "entertaining" a meeting of the Catholic Mothers Against Pornography Guild.

Chimpanzee Lands Tourism Job

A Chimpanzee called Bobby has been appointed Tourism Promotion Inspector by the Polish town of Radkow on a salary of $140 a month.



A chimp posing for the camera.. rudely.

Bobby the Tourism Inspector is taken around the regional capital Wroclaw with a sign on his back advertising the nearby Table Mountains range, which has a local beauty spot known as the monkey rock.

Couple Got Married, Gibbons Style

Two animal conservationists who met while working with gibbons (monkeys) tied the knot in a gibbon-style wedding ceremony at a Thailand wildfire sanctuary in 2004.




Gibbons

Accompanied by a drum band, groom Sam Lake started by summoning his mate by imitating the call of a male gibbon, whereupon his bride, Norka Russin, responded with happy monkey calls while swinging down from a treetop into his arms. Afterwards, the groom vowed: "Once the gibbon has chosen a mate, it will not philander."

Groom Crashes $400,000 Car On Way To Church

A bridegroom crashed a $400,000 Lamborghini that his bride had hired as a treat for him to drive to the church. 



Man Crashes Lamborghini


The bride, Abi Pattison-Hart pain $12,000 to hire groom, David Gallucci a yellow Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 for their big day but he lost control of the 220 miles per hour super car on his way to the ceremony near Bradford, West Yorkshire, ending up in a ditch and causing $250,000 of damage to the bodywork, suspension, and wheels. He wisely waited until after the wedding before breaking the news to his bride.

Couple Got 24 Toasters as Presents

When Paul and Lynne Davies of Stoke-on-Trent got married in 2008, they told their friends and family that they didn't want any presents on their wedding day. They didn't expect what would happen on the day.



24 Toasters

So their 40 guests decided to play a prank on the soon-to-be-wed couple, and each bought them a toaster. The couple got 24 toasters on their wedding day.

Man Marries Wrong Twin

When Vladut, a Romanian man, met Elena, whom he called "the love of his life", during a trip to France, they agreed to meet up again when they went back to Romania.



Romance in France

However, Elena suffered an accident and decided not to stay in touch. Meanwhile, Vladut bumped into her twin sister, Monica, at the seaside, and thought it was Elena. She did not correct him and the pair married in 2001, and remained together for three years before Vladut realized he was living with the wrong twin.

Trees Get Married in India

Two trees that had grown around each other were married by the villagers in an Indian village in 2006.



Happily married tree

The villagers did the ceremony with hopes that the ceremony, conducted before 250 guests, would help keep spirits away. The wedding went without a hitch.

Doctors Have to Separate Entangled Lovers

Two Malaysian lovers who were having an affair got stuck together during sex and had to be rushed naked to the hospital by ambulance.



*Pictures were too graphic but here's a picture of monkeys hugging


After the 50 year-old woman had taken a sexual stimulant, she became so excited that her 60 year-old lover was unable to disengage. In a panic, they called neighbors who in turn summoned the emergency services. Still joined together at their private parts and watched by intrigued villagers, the naked couple were carried gingerly to the ambulance and taken to hospital, where they were finally separated after being given an injection.

Boyfriend Forced To Have Breast Reduction

A Chinese woman forced her boyfriend to have breast-reduction surgery because his "man boobs" were making her look flat chested.



Simon Cowell: Man with boobs

Doctors in Chongqing sucked out more than 200 milliliters of fat and tissue from the breasts of Zhang Jianguo to prevent girlfriend, Xiao Feng, dumping him. Zhang, who is 5 feet 7 inches tall and weighs 15 stones, explained: "She said that whenever we went out, she felt embarrassed because my breasts were more eye-catching compared to hers."

Superstitious Man Wants Pig-Like Nose

A Taiwanese man asked a cosmetic surgeon to perform an operation to change his nose to the shape of a pig's snout so that it will bring him luck in 2001.



The Pig-Man, Zhu Ba Jie

According to traditional Chinese beliefs, the shape of a person's face determines their fortune, and in Chinese society pigs are regarded as a symbol of wealth. However the man's luck was out on this occasion as the surgeon flatly refused to carry out the bizarre alteration.